And since I'm a Journalist when this happens I become insanity squared.
I have to find every little thing possible about my current addiction!
So, in order to save paper I've decided to open a Tumblr account.
“We will not change the way we dress because it’s more convenient for your lack of self control- BLAME RAPISTS, NOT VICTIMS”
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Ficlet: Ordering In (1/1 FemShep/Garrus)
“What does this one do?”
Momentarily turning away from the stove, Shepard glanced over her shoulder. “It’s a potato masher. You know. For mashing potatoes.”
Garrus turned it over in his hands, his expression so puzzled Shepard had to bite her bottom lip—hard—to keep from laughing. He set the offending utensil on the counter and rifled around in the drawer until he came up with something new, all angles and hinges. “This one?”
Shepard shrugged. “Fancy wine opener? For fancy wine?”
He dangled the instrument in front of him, making it sway back and forth on one of its hinges. “Remind me never to buy any wine that fancy, no matter what my salary is. If it takes longer to get into the thing than it does to drink it, it’s not worth the trouble.”
The maybe-a-bottle-opener joined the potato masher and the garlic press and the citrus zester and all the other utensils Garrus had spent the last half-hour quizzing her about. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he said as he once more pulled an item from the drawer. “This is a weapon.”
“It’s a rolling pin,” Shepard explained. “Knives are weapons. That thing’s for, I don’t know, making cookies or something.”
Garrus smirked, letting one end of the rolling pin drop into his hand with all the menace of a policeman’s nightstick. “Death cookies, maybe. It’s made of stone. Seriously, Shepard. You could brain a guy with this thing.”
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Garrus must have been really immersed in what he was doing, because he doesn’t seem to hear Shepard coming up to the door. She starts to call out to him, pausing in the doorway, but then she stops herself and just watches.
He’s humming under his breath, head tipped down, focused on the…
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#please imagine #tentoo waking up that first Sunday they’re in London #in Rose’s apartment #and she’s in the living room #on her hands and knees #ripping up the carpet with a boxcutter #and he’s standing here in Pete’s trackpants and Pete’s socks #wondering if Rose has gone mad from stress and dimension hopping #and she doesn’t look up #from the shredded mess that used to be very nice carpet #just says #”there’s no mortgage on the place - you can thank my dad for that - but I thought I might do something about these carpets” #and he remembers the conversation they had #on an impossible planet #when his hearts had felt torn apart by the black hole looming over them #and then his single heart gives a little odd off-kilter beat #and soon he’s put the kettle on for tea #and is helping Rose tear up the carpet #and trying to argue for getting rid of the doors while they’re at it #(”We’d be able to have conversations when you’re in the shower!” #”We already have conversations when I’m in the shower.” #”Shouting out my name is not a conversation Rose Tyler and neither is begging for more.” #”Blimey I forgot how pedantic you could be!”) (via valueturtle)
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INKed WIP (what color should the unicorn be? And what does the moon look like?)
Rose: Wouldn’t it be cool if unicorns were real?
Nine: Oh they’re real. They live on the moon of Kapinteen. They used to summer on Earth back way back in the day.
Rose: …!
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Dear Steven Moffat,
Mr. Moffat, I would like to know, has any one ever called you boring? Having seen your Doctor Who and Sherlock episodes, I would doubt that. You don’t seem to like boring very much Mr. Moffat. You do everything in your power to make sure that…
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How can you NOT find this cool?
TOOTHLESSS
This look never means anything good is going to happen.
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